Cookies n Cream Rice Krispie Treats

Because regular treats weren't cutting it

So my latest "gardening session" led to a culinary breakthrough that deserves your attention. Because apparently when I'm high, I'm a snack genius with the innovation of Einstein and the restraint of a toddler in a candy store.

I threw together melted butter, marshmallows, vanilla bean paste, Rice Krispies, and chopped Oreos into a pan, then drizzled white chocolate on top. Revolutionary? No. Better than any other sweet treat you'll make this week? Absolutely.

The beauty is you can make these while completely zooted because they require the culinary skill of a toddler. Melt stuff, stir stuff, smoosh into pan. I even managed not to make too much of a mess in my kitchen, which is honestly the real achievement here.

Subscribe below if you want the actual measurements and steps. Or don't, and just wing it like I did. Either way, you'll end up with something that makes store-bought treats look like sad, flavorless disappointments created by joyless corporate food scientists. 😋